Beautiful definitions:
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a women gains her master degree.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of the things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Politician: One who shakes ur hand before election and ur confidence after.
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