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Kadarkarai manalil un peyarai eludhi vaithen. Alai vanthu adithu sendra pinbu sonnathu "Vilai uyarntha mutthukal enakey sontham endru".

Boy1: Machan antha ponnu sevudunu nenaikiren.
Boy2: Yen machan?
Boy1: Na "I love you" nu sonna, naethu thaan puthu serupu vangunenu solra da paaren.

Madhubaana kadaiyin maraimuga agent:
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"Kadhali"

Oru aravekadu innoru aravekadai saapidukirathe, Adade! (Aaacharyakuri)

Days pass, night pass, years pass, months pass, hours pass, minutes & seconds pass. But namma mattum edhilum paasaga maatrom, yen machi eppadi?

Roja parikumpothu undaana mullin kaayam aval vanga marutha pothu thaan valithathu... Feel the love.

Astrologer: Vaasthu padi heart right side la thaan irukanum.
Doctor: No left side.
(Doctor open dead body and proved)
Astrologer: Adhaan sethutan.